Fuck Garrison Keillor
Biology professor PZ Myers recently called out conservative asshat Garrison Keillor over the superstition-based bigotry he spews on a regular basis. Keillor, whose insomnia-curing Midwest monotone can be heard weekly on A Prairie Home Companion, seems to have a major league bone to pick with anyone who doesn’t subscribe to his happy, sappy, good ol’ days, Leave It To Beaver bullshit vision of what American life should be like. Myers took Keillor to task over this crap, and it’s not the first time he’s done it. Even better, Dan “Savage Love” Savage decided to unload on Keillor not too long ago as well. I’d copy-paste some of Keillor’s more offensive quotes here, but Myers and Savage have done a pretty good job of it already, so just check out the above links.