Ten Onion Things
More bookmark archaeology, this time courtesy of The Onion:
Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation’s Growing Spider Menace
Like Boxes Of Shit In Your House? Get A Cat
Shaking Off Amnesia, Gonzales Remembers He’s Actually Pool Salesman From Tulsa
Activist Judge Cancels Christmas
Congress Approves Surveillance Measures
Church Group Offers Homosexual New Life In Closet
Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
Sometimes, Area Woman Just Feels…
Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter ‘Worth The Wait’ For Christian Newlyweds
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology
